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I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN. NOW I’M…
I don’t get it…
LION ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
damn is u a raisin
cause u a raisin my DICK
OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!
the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot
thank u science side of tumblr
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Got caught up on some bull shit
A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I’m sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first; and then I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. “May I have your attention, please?”, she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. “We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14”.
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, “F*** You!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry sir, you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
waking up from a nap is the scariest most disorienting thing you can do
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I’ve seen this 10000 times but never took the time to realize what it was. This is beyond the cutest thing I have ever seen!! I am totally doing this!!
this is adorable
crying can some guy do this with me please
CHS CHELTENHAM HIGH SCHOOL LOL
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